roachpatrol:

aries: none. stay home. 

tauros: the moon.

gemini: also the moon.

cancer: anything you goddamn want to.

leo: the sun.

virgo: the International Space Station.

libra: mars. good fucking luck. 

scorpio: the sun, but you’ll probably lose.

sagittarius: a mylar balloon in the shape of a star.

capricorn: start kicking rocks. you’re bound to find a meteor some day, and when you do you’re gonna tear it a new asshole. 

aquarius: the moon but only after tauros and gemini have softened it up a bit.

pisces: just go outside at night and scream. 

3:53 pm Wednesday, April 8, 2015 | 25,538 notes
THE FUCKING SUN LETS DO IT

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    DON’T TELL ME I WILL LOSE TO THE SUN I WILL FITE THAT SHINY MOTHERFUCKER.

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