“If you were in the hospital… why aren’t you in a wheelchair?”
“Oh my god, Hitomi, you can’t just ask someone why they’re not in a wheelchair!”
Madoka: “On Wednesdays we wear pink!”
Sayaka: I can’t go out. *coughs* I’m sick.
Kyouko, outside the apartment: Boo, you whore! *throws an apple and breaks the window*
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Kyubey.” *all hands go up*
“Four for you, Nakazawa! You go, Nakazawa! And none for Shizuki Hitomi, bye!”
Kyouko: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…
Mami: She doesn’t even go here!
Homura: Is there alcohol in this?
Junko: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.
Hitomi: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.
Mami: It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.
Homura: Really? That’s amazing.
Mami: Well… They can tell when it’s raining.“Oh, no, you can’t like Kamijou Kyousuke. That’s Sayaka’s crush. Crushes are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that’s just, like, the rules of feminism!”
“That’s why her boobs are so big! They’re full of secrets!”
(Source: meganekkomeguca)
4:44 pm Monday, April 6, 2015 | 
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