yakuza-garbage:

just1nick:

eat-me-out-oppa:

Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”

Me: *sweats nervously*

BRUHHHH

me: o-one?

eye doctor: are you sure?

me: “labored breathing* YES

eye doctor: Let’s try again; one *switches lenses* or two?

me: two??

eye doctor: are you s

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