me: republicans and democrats are both useless

dad: yeah, right on

me: both parties are ineffective, minor factional splits within the same general ideology, and their representatives are completely out of touch with the average person's reality

dad: yeah, I guess

me: the only thing that can save us now is absolute revolution

dad: wait what

me: we start by dismantling white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies, adopting the practice of decolonization, while simultaneously retiring capitalism and private property, and redistributing all wealth and resources

dad: no stop-

me: ☭